spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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