We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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