when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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