i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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