I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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