i just had sex bonerless
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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