Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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