Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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