White coat. Heels.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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