I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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