Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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