With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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