FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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