so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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