No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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