last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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