Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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