New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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