So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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