I hope mine doesn't look like that
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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