nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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