At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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