Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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