She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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