honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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