how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
