Umm I'm too high to move.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
