Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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