you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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