Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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