At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
