The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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