the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
