is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
