yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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