Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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