OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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