sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
this hospital has no fireball
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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