Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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