She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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