Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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