How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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