Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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