Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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