Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I touched a dick in church today
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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