How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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