in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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