Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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