Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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