In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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