Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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