Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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