I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
ok first of all what the fuck
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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