grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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