Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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