i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just gargled with NyQuil
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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