Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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