Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
We got so high we made milksteak
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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